A moon hangs full and high, slobber and ocean spray cling to a cool breeze, and suddenly you see it… a sight so wondrous, so hair raising, your shocked heart just skips a malevolent beat. The hanging-ten lycanthrope is just shredding waves, coming right toward you and you don’t know whether to load a silver bullet or toss him a cold one. Surf’s up bro, and don’t worry: slobber does come out of board shorts, but bite marks do not.
Surfing Werewolf Shirt
Each Dungeonwears design is painted, created, and brought into this realm by our one and only artist. This hand painted design will be delivered to you by my fastest owl, available in a unisex fit. Made from 100% cotton jersey, soft and lightweight, will reduce chafing under chainmail. Available in Pacific blue. Shipping is now hereby decreed free and included with purchase, so says the king.
Returns and Exchanges:
This is no mere shirt for just any mortal. We understand if the fit is not correct but the contract between man and art is binding. You felt you were awesome enough for one of our wears and we do too, so size exchanges are welcome… refunds are not.
This is a final sale in the sense that you will cherish our art for life! If the size is not correct, please let us know and if we still have the size in stock we will gladly exchange your wears for free, one time only, but you, the buyer, are responsible for shipping costs. Please return the shirt unharmed. If the creation is damaged it will be sent back and no exchange will be made by law of the king.
